An Early Christmas Present

Walking to the grocery store I thought to myself, it's been awhile since I've seen anything horrifically gross, or morbidly disgusting; granted, I was on vacation for a week and a half, and that may have been a contributing factor for the lull. However, I've regretted having that moment of reflection since it's inception, because while I was arriving at that pleasant thought, I was simultaneously happening upon a man who was self-inducing his gag reflex, and vomiting everywhere. On himself, his pants, and the ground.... right in front of me. As the smell wafted to my nostrils, I made a vow to never again think such pleasant thoughts about the Tenderloin while in the Tenderloin.